Inauguration Causes Momentary Sundancin’ Restraint

Celebrities, studio executives, entertainment media and thousands of hangers-on took time out of their film festival/partying/spa treatment/deal-making schedules to give attention to Barack Obama’s overwhelmingly attended Inauguration. The President’s official entry to the White House halted the usual fanfare at the yearly festival in Park City, Utah for roughly two hours on Tuesday afternoon. It's always nice to see the stars that we adore sacrifice a couple of hours that could have been used to take time being photographed in the snow wearing gawdy, furry shit. Celebrate away. Doubtful that the rest of Utah cheered Obama in kind.

In other news, Ted Kennedy’s celebration ended in typical fashion, with someone making a trip to the hospital. Unfortunately, it was the much beloved Massachusetts Senator. Years of tailgating for the State of the Union (and everything else) seem to have finally caught up with the last of the iconic political family. Don’t go getting any ideas Chelsea. Seriously, don’t.