Michael Jackson's "Thriller" Coming to Broadway

Down but not out Michael Jackson has announced plans to bring a "Thriller" musical to Broadway in the next few years. The plot will be loosely based on his ambitious video of the same name that was helmed by Jonathan Landis at a time when Michael Jackson ruled the world. You may remember the story, boy meets girl, girl likes boy, they fall in love, but boy has one huge secret, then the story unfolds amidst hundreds of the walking undead. May make for some pretty lofty entertainment, but not enough to make anyone forget that he enjoys fucking children.